Figure Of Fun

Bookies William Hill have been inundated with requests from punters looking to place novelty bets on England’s fallen idols. Perhaps the biggest figure of fun is Ashley Cole who is quoted as 1/3 to be the most hated man in Britain. Blundering keeper Rob Green does not escape the jibes with Hills quoting him as 1000/1 to be the spokesman for BP’s spill, given his previous form.

“First he laughs at £55,000 a week, then he cheats on a national treasure and now he texts that he hates England and English people. There can be little doubt that Ashley Cole is trying his best to scoop the award of most hated man in the country and the sooner he emigrates the better!” said Hill’s spokesman Joe Crilly.

William Hill Specials

Ashley ‘I hate England’ Cole Specials

1-3 Ashley Cole to be voted Britain’s most hated man for the second year running (applies to the onepoll.com survey)

33/1 To emigrate.

500-1 Ashley Cole to change his first name to Owen

1000-1 Ashley Cole to be knighted before the end of the year

Ashley Cole to leave Chelsea before the start of the 2010/11 Premier League season: 2-7 No, 5-2 Yes

King of the snappers: 50-1 Ledley King to win the award in the ‘Britain Inspired’ category at 2010 Digital Camera Photographer Of The Year Awards

Let it be .. A Hamlet: 50-1 Aaron Lennon to become the official face of Hamlet cigars

1000/1 Rob Green To Become A Spokesman For BP

Further Information….0208 918 3858…0784 1011 584

Bookies William Hill have been inundated with requests from punters looking to place novelty bets on England’s fallen idols. Perhaps the biggest figure of fun is Ashley Cole who is quoted as 1/3 to be the most hated man in Britain. Blundering keeper Rob Green does not escape the jibes with Hills quoting him as 1000/1 to be the spokesman for BP’s spill, given his previous form.

“First he laughs at £55,000 a week, then he cheats on a national treasure and now he texts that he hates England and English people. There can be little doubt that Ashley Cole is trying his best to scoop the award of most hated man in the country and the sooner he emigrates the better!” said Hill’s spokesman Joe Crilly.

William Hill Specials

Ashley ‘I hate England’ Cole Specials

1-3 Ashley Cole to be voted Britain’s most hated man for the second year running (applies to the onepoll.com survey)

33/1 To emigrate.

500-1 Ashley Cole to change his first name to Owen

1000-1 Ashley Cole to be knighted before the end of the year

Ashley Cole to leave Chelsea before the start of the 2010/11 Premier League season: 2-7 No, 5-2 Yes

King of the snappers: 50-1 Ledley King to win the award in the ‘Britain Inspired’ category at 2010 Digital Camera Photographer Of The Year Awards

Let it be .. A Hamlet: 50-1 Aaron Lennon to become the official face of Hamlet cigars

1000/1 Rob Green To Become A Spokesman For BP

Further Information….0208 918 3858…0784 1011 584